Religion

[Henner]

================= #### HAPPENS =====================
(As Interpreted by Various Religions)
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TAOISM #### Happens
CONFUCIANISM Confucius Say, "#### Happens"
BUDDHISM If #### Happens, it Really Isn't ####
ZEN BUDDHISM What is the sound of #### Happening?
HINDUISM This #### Happened Before!
ISLAM If #### Happens, It is the Will of Allah.
PROTESTANTISM Let #### Happen to Somebody Else.
CATHOLICISM If #### Happens, You Deserve It.
JUDAISM Why does #### always happen to US?
CALVINISM #### happens because you don't work hard enough.
7th DAY ADVENTISM No #### on Saturdays.
HEDONISM There's nothing like a good #### happening.
MORMONISM This #### is goung to happen.
MOONIES Only happy #### really happens.
HARE KRISHNA #### happens, rama, rama.
ZOROASTRANISM #### happens half the time.
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE #### is in your mind.
EXISTENTIALISM What is ####, anyway?
RASTAFARIANISM Let's smoke this ####.
AGNOSTISM What is this ####?
What is this ####?
I don't know ####.
ATHEISM Sheeit!
I don't believe in ####, therefore, it can't happen to
me.
I don't believe this ####?
No ####.
What is this ####?
Who gives a ####?
You're full of ####.
UU-ISM We are all united in an interdependant web of ####
JEHOVAHS WITNESSES Good Morning, I have some #### for you to read.
SATANISM #### is good.
1st-law-of-robotics-ism Robots can not #### or let #### come to happen.
Albert Einsteinianism God does not play #### with the universe.
Americanism Who gives a ####?
Analism I want to see where #### comes from.
Archimedesm If I had a lever that's long enough, and a place to
stand, I can move the earth -- even if it is full of
####.
BBSism I CTRL-C the ####.
Baptism You are shitting all wrong, and you'll be punished for
it.
Bart Simpsonism Don't have a ####, man.
Buddhism If #### happens, it really isn't ####.
Only he who totally gives up the desire for #### will
have salvation.
Bushism Read my lips, no new ####.
This #### wouldn't be prudent.
Calvinism #### happens because you don't work hard enough.
Capitalism The more you work, the more you don't have to take
####.
Catholicism If #### happens, you deserved it.
#### happens to you because you are BAD.
Christian Science #### is in your mind.
Common experience What is this ####?
Communism Everyone's #### is everyone else's ####
Computerism Why won't this #### work?
Confucianism Confucius says, "#### happens."
Cray-XI Processing this #### for the 10 Zillionth and 1st
time...
Creationism ... And the Lord said "Let there be ####" ... and there
came piles of it. After six days of this ####, He
rested.
Darwinism This #### evolved.
Deism Something, somewhere, created all this ####
Descartes-ism I think, therefore I ####
E. Schrodingerism There's a 50% chance that #### happened. And a 50%
chance that it didn't.
Egocentrism I made all this ####
Environmentalism Recycle this ####.
Save The ####!
Existentialism Knowing that the world is #### makes it no longer ####.
#### doesn't happen; #### is.
The burden of ####.
What is ####?
F. Nietzche-ism If #### had never happened, man would create ####.
Galileo-ism They say #### isn't happening. Nevertheless it still
happens.
Gaianism Where all a part of the same piece of ####.
HAL Dr. Chandra, will I ####?
Hare Krishna #### happens #### happens #### #### happens happens
rama rama.
Hawaiian This is just some more #### happening.
Hedonism There is nothing like a good #### happening.
Hinduism This #### happened before.
This #### is not a religion. It is a Way of Life.
Idealism I can handle this ####.
Islam It is the will of Allah that #### happens.
Judaism Why does this #### always happen to us?
Kennedy-ism Ask not what your country's #### can do for you, but
what your #### can do for your country.
Martin L. King I have a ####...
Marvin Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and I can't even
####.
Materialism Whoever dies with the most #### wins.
McCarthy-ism Are you now, or have you ever been, a ####?
Mikhail Gorbachev Let's keep this #### from falling apart!
Moonies Only happy #### really happens.
Mormonism I don't know what to think about this #### happening
until I'm told.
Hey, there's more #### over here!
This #### is going to happen again.
Nancy Reagan Just say, `#### happens.'
Native American This #### is sacred when it happens.
Neil Armstrong This is one small #### for me, but a giant heap for
mankind.
New Age Why did I happen to create this ####?
This isn't #### if I REALLY believe it's chocolate.
Newtonism One day I was sitting below an apple tree, and
suddenly, #### hit me.
Nixonism I am not a ####.
Objectivism ####=####
Optimism This ####, too, will pass.
Paranoiaism #### happens because it's a plot.
Pascalism We are just ####. But we are thinking ####.
Patriotism My ####, right or wrong.
Pessimism There will be more ####.
Politically Correctism Don't call it ####. It's not nice. Call it
Nutritionally Deprived Output.
Politicism (In office) I recall no #### happening.
(election time) #### happens to my opponent.
(retired) We all knew #### happened.
Positive thinkingism #### is what you make it.
Predictionism The #### is going to hit the fan.
Protestantism #### won't happen if I work harder.
Let this #### happen to someone else.
Psychologism I can help you in dealing with this ####.
Rastafarian Can you smoke this happenin' ####?
Let's smoke this ####!
Reaganism I don't remember ####.
I don't recall if #### happened.
Realism I think I need to take a ####.
Life is ####.


Republicanism When #### happens, raise the taxes.
Saddam-Husseinism This #### will be the mother of all ####.
Satanism #### spreads like fire.
Scientology Do you believe this ####?!?
Seventh Day Adventist No #### on Saturdays.
Shakespeare To #### or Not to ####, that is the question.
Shi'ite Moslem When Shi'ite happens, kill Salman Rushdie.
Socrates I am ####. But I know I am ####.
Star Trekism To boldly #### where no one has #### before.
Stoicism This #### is good for me.
Sturgeon 90% of everything is ####.
Taoism #### happens.
Televangalism Your tax-deductible donation could stop this #### from
happening.
Unix #### Happened. Core dumped.
VMS Want to make #### happen? No Privilege for Attempted
Operation.
Wesley Crusher Hey, how come I never get to ####?
Wimpishism Aw, SHOOT!
Zen What is the sound of #### happening?
Zoroastrianism #### happens half the time.
MORMONISM I *told* you this #### would happen.

[donPara]

und da werden die ganzen 13Jaehrigen hin geschickt... und dann wundern warum die jugend so drauf is^^